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Swallowing Our Ping Pong Balls

You may have heard this story before: After 5 years of continual rejection, the writer finally lands a publishing deal. Her book sales are now in excess of $2 billion. Only William Shakespeare has sold…

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Singapore Sex Scams

I just bought myself a Samsung J7 – the smartest phone that a dinosaur like me had ever bought. But as usual, I pick up these things quite quickly. After installing Wechat (微信), I started…


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How Do I Lose Money? Let Me Count The Ways

So what’s new? Former President Nathan is in hospital in a critical condition, the Auditor-General’s Office (AGO) revealed some eye-opening lapses in our statutory boards, student-organised orientation programmes at NUS are cancelled and the Rio…


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Illusions Of Power And Weakness

I remember when I was in JC, there was this Chinese teacher who once touched on the topic of Chinese women in ancient times. She waxed lyrical and even got emotional over the plight of…


Unbelievably Stupid by Kee Thuan Chye

$30,000 Please, I Forgot My Gun

We haven’t had a bank robbery in decades. This may be something to be happy about, but smooth seas don’t make good sailors and on Thursday, 7th July 2016, one unfortunate bank at Holland V…


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Punggol’s Flooded Sand Pit

When I was in primary school, there was a field where tracks had to be painted every sports day. A teacher would supervise the gardener who would paint the tracks with some roller turning in…



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Friday Thoughts

From Peter Schiff’s book, The Real Crash “Individuals pay taxes on their incomes, regardless of the cost necessary to produce that income. Sure there are some business expenses that IRS will allow, but most are…



Singapore - a land of covered walkways, a nation of happy shoppers

We Don’t Need Another Hero

I was seated at the Starbucks outlet at Kota Kinabalu’s airport when it happened. A boy was screaming. The sound was coming from the travelator. I got up from my seat but saw nothing. Seconds…